Doom Haikus

News Haikus from 2020
January

January

Group Asks IRS
To Investigate a Church
That Promoted Trump
When Obama Golfed
Trump Complained, but Now He Golfs
One Day Out of Five
Lots of Money Raised
By Bernie Sanders Campaign
More than the Others
Stay Out. Don't Come Back.
That's What the Pissed Locals Said.
He Didn't Listen.
Three Million Dollars
From the Sale of Legal Weed
Illinois Gets High
Trump Says Pres Will Start
War with Iran to Save Job
But He is Lying
Bernie Sanders Says
Don't Go to War with Iran
It's a Disaster
There are Only Some
Honest Politicians so
Lets Show Them We Care
Woman has to Pay
Because She Trashed Ex Boyfriend
Online has a Price
Yale Psychiatrist
Says Trump a Mental Health Risk
After a Drone Strike
Unrest in Iraq
Sometimes an Unmanned Drone Strike
Isn't that Simple
Is Trump a Monster
New York Red Says Yes He is
Committing War Crimes
Expel US Troops
Iraqi Parliament Votes
They Want to be Free
Aussie PM Gaffe
Asks for Party Donations
While Australia Burns
Virus in Iran
Revolutionary Guard
Credibility
Republican Files
Made Public by the Daughter
Of Dead Strategist
Trump Says Twitter Posts
Are Official Messages
To US Congress
AOC Makes Claim
Joe Biden is too Centrist
She is Progressive
ICE Center Captain
Supports Racists and Nazis
What a Piece of Trash
Trump Threatens War Crime
Officials Say He Didn't
We all Know He did
Trump Approval Low
Reelection is Looming
Only Ford was Worse
Senator Sanders
Can Unify Democrats
And Other Voters
Trump Lies Continue
Tariffs Paid by the US
Not China You Fool
Will it be Bernie?
Voters Want a Progressive
Biden is not it




About

2020 News
Was All So Bad, But Maybe
Less Bad as Haikus?

Everyday* in 2020, we posted the top news stories to Mechanical Turk, asking turkers to respond with a 5, 7, 5 syllable haiku. These are the results.

* almost

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The haiku dataset is available here: NewsHaikus dataset.

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